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http://www.email-marketing-rep…nt-rome-had-internet.html
ZitatAlles anzeigen* The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is..."OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!"
* Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his "invite a friend" emails.
* The soothsayer's "Ides of March" email fails to get Caesar's proper attention as it's inadvertently filtered into his junk folder.
* But at least Caesar's "Et tu Brute?" comment is available as a free ringtone download.
* The domain gladiator.rome sells for the record sum of 1,000,000 denarii.
* The owner of hadriansucks.rome is compelled to hand over both the domain name and selected body parts by an independent domain tribunal chaired by...Emperor Hadrian.
* "Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google.
* Unfortunately, the Queen of Egypt dies an early death after misunderstanding IT's call to embrace an ASP solution.
* Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like, "Whoops, lost another elephant today."
* But he runs out of money when his PPC budget is plundered by an iberian click scam organized by Publius Cornelius Scipio.
* Tiber.com opens, initially selling scrolls and tablets before expanding to include togas, pottery, and do-it-yourself mosaic kits.
* Websites like handsome-literate-male-british-slave.com pollute the search listings thanks to generous commissions at the slaves.co.rome affiliate program.
* Roman programmers moan about projects outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia.
* The Colosseum is renamed the eBay Colosseum, with free wireless hotspots outside the lark's tongue restaurant.
* The volume of spam collapses when the penalty for not providing a working opt-out mechanism becomes equal billing with the lions at the eBay Colosseum.
* But we still get emails featuring Brunhilda, the lonely Visigoth, and hot deals on cheap peacock livers from Gaul.
* Nobody invents a spam filter good enough for the House of the Vestals.
* Classical geeks wear t-shirts proclaiming, "there's no place like CXXVII.0.0.I" (bonus points if you get that one)
* Finally, Rome burns to the ground while Emperor Nero battles online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.
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"Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google.
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ZitatAlles anzeigen
* "Naked Cleopatra" is the top search term on Google.* Hannibal blogs his way across the Alps with posts like, "Whoops, lost another elephant today."
* Roman programmers moan about projects outsourced to cheap coders in Mesopotamia.
* But we still get emails featuring Brunhilda, the lonely Visigoth, and hot deals on cheap peacock livers from Gaul.
* Finally, Rome burns to the ground while Emperor Nero battles online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.
Das sind meine Favorites.
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nicht wichtig, aber trotzdem wichtig und denkt an die petition
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Wo die die Bombenanleitung auf deinen PC packen, das ist aber echt fies! =D
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Das ist wirklich ne Filmszene!!! Aus dem Film: [Blockierte Grafik: http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/megashark_large.jpg]
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Wenn wir schon bei Englisch sind, will ich euch Webb + Mitchell ein bisschen näher bringen.
Unglaublich, wenn man sich an den Humor ein bisschen gewöhnt
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Zum Lachen, wobei es auch zum Heulen reicht:
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Auf dem Mainzer Campus sind von einstigen vieren zwei bereits dicht und die übrigen...
ZitatHeute Nacht von der Mainzer Campusguerilla aufgestellt, ein Bauschild für *K*ein Studenentenwohnheim... Protest gegen das Ende der Wohnheime auf dem Mainzer Campus.
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Das folgende Diagramm veranschaulicht den Antwort-Prozess im Gehirn von Mann und Frau zu der einfachen Frage des Partners:
"Gehen wir etwas trinken?"
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